It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
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