Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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