I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
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