some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
