My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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