I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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