dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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