Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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