Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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