just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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