You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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