That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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