is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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