What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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