in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I haven't been this sober since birth.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
