I want to have your abortion
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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