Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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