He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
her vagine was all disorganized.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
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