sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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