GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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