I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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