Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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