I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
You're a disaster
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