I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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