My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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