Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Randomize
