How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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