So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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