we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
My orgasm happened in two different decades
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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