hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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