Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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