We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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