Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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