"it" just moved
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
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