oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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