I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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