just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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