it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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