He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
tell me about the eggs
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