love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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