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(805): View more from California

As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!

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(703): View more from Virginia

Do you still have your period?

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(513): View more from Ohio

u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny

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(712): View more from Iowa

Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.

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(862): View more from New Jersey

i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life

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(716): View more from New York

I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.

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(406): View more from Montana

Drunk walkin through police station. America

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD

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(309): View more from Illinois

i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.

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