operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
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