So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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