so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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