Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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