oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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