never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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