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Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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