i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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