Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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