She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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