Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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