At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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