Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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